I will be publishing some stories of the funnier events in the hospital in this category.
So this young man comes in and says he wants a full body scan. I ask him what symptoms he has but he insists that the scan will reveal the symptoms. I try to convince him that knowing the complaint will help me but No, he knows better. Since the hospital did not own a CT scan machine, I told him he could do a Skull Xray, Chest X ray, Abdominal and pelvic scan and X rays of all his limbs
. “Aha! “he says! “That’s what I need. Why were you wasting time? How much will it cost?”
I sent him to the cashier to find out the cost and it came to N15,000.00. He obviously didn’t have it.
“I think I’m feeling better now doc”,he returns to tell me. “Let me be on my way” . The man hurried away as if someone was after him.
Indeed, money answereth all things!